Well it made me laugh anyhow
WELCOME to Wednesday, March 2, 2016.
An Alternative Medical Dictionary:
Artery – The study of paintings.
Barium – What Doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome.
Cauterize – Made eye contact with her.
Colic – A sheep dog.
Dilate – To live long.
Enema – Not a friend.
Fibula – A small lie.
Genital – Not a Jew.
Impotent – Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain – Getting hurt at work.
Morbid – A higher offer. funny medical terms
Nitrates – Cheaper than day rates.
Node – Was aware of.
Outpatient – A person who has fainted.
Post Operative – Letter carrier.
Recovery Room – Place to do upholstery.
Seizure – Roman Emperor.
Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport.
Urine – Opposite of ‘you’re out’.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget…
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